A Brief History of Pickles by Geoff Schmidt (2019)
Before the humans built great nations. Before the sea filled with crustaceans. At the beginning of earth’s rotation Pickles ruled creation. The cucumbers had it made in the shade, hoarding all the pickle juice for themselves while the rest of the fruits and veggies were left to rot. That is, until a rebellious pepper started a revolution to take the brine and wipe the cucumbers from the earth.